Laughter - the best medicine

[jim8flog]

https://imgur.com/HkkABOS

That reminds me of a time when I used to drive a transit.

Happily driving down one of our local flooded roads knowing that I was perfectly ok due to the vehicles height when around one bend came a lady driving a Renault 5. My bow wave went straight over the top of her bonnet. I just could not believe some with with such a low car would be driving down that road.

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Doon frae Troon]

my old schoolteacher said I'd never be good at poetry due to my dyslexia.

so far I've made 3 vases and a cup, so up yours Mr Johnson

Perhaps you are a poet and you don't know it.

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[BubbaP]

Especially for the guys from the "EDM" thread ?

 

[Blue in Munich]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63423811

You couldn't make it up...

 

[Pants]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63423811

You couldn't make it up...

This prompted me to look again at my genuine Leonardo that I bought several years ago from the Trotter family for £25. Uncle Albert personally vouched for it's authenticity.

 

[Imurg]

 

[backwoodsman]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63423811

You couldn't make it up...

Not the first time this has happened tho' ...

 

[Leftie]

This prompted me to look again at my genuine Leonardo that I bought several years ago from the Trotter family for £25. Uncle Albert personally vouched for it's authenticity.

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Oh. Very clever mate. Took me a while

 

[rulefan]

Oh. Took me a while

Really?? and with your name.

 

[Blue in Munich]

Really?? and with your name.

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[PhilTheFragger]

 

[Voyager EMH]

Leeds fan, maybe

 

[Slime]

A man starts a new job at the zoo and is given three tasks to start with.
First is to clear the exotic fish pond of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who is boss he beats it to death with a spade.
Realizing his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, since lions will eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both.
What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them in with the lions.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says, "What's the food like here?" The old lion says



"Absolutely brilliant ......................................... today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees."

 

[sunshine]

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Based on the posts on this forum, I don’t expect half the readers to get this ?

 

[NearHull]

Based on the posts on this forum, I don’t expect half the readers to get this ?

Theirs no weigh that there going too