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Laughter - the best medicine

chrisd said:
True story, 5 minutes ago

Just received a message from my brother in law "sorry to hear about your pending operation I'm sure all will be fine, if you need anything call me"

My reply "that offer coming from a funeral director is slightly disconcerting "
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is it a 'dead' cert he'll offer you 'mates rates' for cash?
 
I got caught shoplifting a chicken from Tesco this morning. The security guard said " what do you think you are doing with that!?"..I said "well, I'll probably do roast potatoes, carrots, peas and gravy".
 
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