Laughter - the best medicine

[drdel]

True story, 5 minutes ago

Just received a message from my brother in law "sorry to hear about your pending operation I'm sure all will be fine, if you need anything call me"

My reply "that offer coming from a funeral director is slightly disconcerting "

is it a 'dead' cert he'll offer you 'mates rates' for cash?

 

[Smiffy]

 

[Imurg]

 

[Rooter]

I replied to a post on Linkedin, only to see that the text wrap ends up body-shaming me!!

 

[bobmac]

I think the FIAT 500 should be freed immediately

 

[Dando]

 

[ADB]

 

[spongebob59]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Deleted member 21258]

 

[Deleted member 21258]

 

[SocketRocket]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Dando]

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I won’t show Mrs d that

 

[Dando]

I got caught shoplifting a chicken from Tesco this morning. The security guard said " what do you think you are doing with that!?"..I said "well, I'll probably do roast potatoes, carrots, peas and gravy".

 

[Slime]

 

[Dando]