Laughter - the best medicine

[PhilTheFragger]

 

[Swinglowandslow]

Caught a snippet today.
who was the first female prime minister of India?

>> Margaret Thatcher !!

Which western European grand duchy country’s name is also ‘little castle’

>> Sierra Leone !!!

Best I ever saw was on another quiz show.

Questions about US presidents
Who was shot in Dallas in November 1963

Answer........JR.

 

[Slime]

A couple from a few years ago;

Q. Name a bird with a long neck.
A. Lorraine Chase!


Q. Name a dangerous race.
A. The Israelis.

 

[Smiffy]

Q. Name a famous Russian astronaut.

A. Solzhenitsyn.

Q. Name something you would take to the beach.

A. A turkey.

Q. Name an animal that climbs in trees.

A. A bird

 

[larmen]

Q. Name something you would take to the beach.

A. A turkey.

Q2. The 1st thing to buy in a supermarket
Q3. Something that is stuffed

A. As above

(Had to have another watch on YouTube just now)


The wheel on fortune one with the clam digger is even more crunch worthy.

 

[Slime]

Q2. The 1st thing to buy in a supermarket
Q3. Something that is stuffed
A. As above
(Had to have another watch on YouTube just now)


The wheel on fortune one with the clam digger is even more crunch worthy.

I barely understand any of the bit in bold!

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

I've just found out that cock-fighting involves using chickens.

That's eight months of training completely wasted!

 

[Dando]

Make your wife feel special. Put her photo in the kitchen with a sign that says
“Employee of the Month”

 

[Dando]

 

[Smiffy]

 

[drdel]

I've just found out that cock-fighting involves using chickens.

That's eight months of training completely wasted!

Exercise and training is good so keep it up !

 

[Dando]

 

[SatchFan]

 

[GuyInLyon]

Q. Name a dangerous race.
A. The Israelis.

Huh?

 

[Slime]

 

[Crow]

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Looks more like a scene from Alien.

 

[Imurg]

 

[Slab]

 

[chrisd]

True story, 5 minutes ago

Just received a message from my brother in law "sorry to hear about your pending operation I'm sure all will be fine, if you need anything call me"

My reply "that offer coming from a funeral director is slightly disconcerting "