Laughter - the best medicine

[SocketRocket]

 

[Dando]

 

[Smiffy]

 

[Mudball]

A man meets his friend
who has started wearing ear rings.

He asks "Since when did u start wearing earrings?"

Friend "ever since my wife found them in my car!

 

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[Slime]

Teacher: What are you making boy?
Pupil: Its a portable sir.
Teacher: A portable what?
Pupil: I don't know yet, I've only made the handles.

 

[jim8flog]

Need your advice folks.
How can I stop our kitchen windows constantly steaming up?
Feel free to pop round with any suggestions, the kettle is always on

drink more beer

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Slime]

 

[Dando]

 

[Beedee]

 

[Dando]

 

[Swinglowandslow]

I like this thread!

 

[Dando]

 

[Dando]

For a daft bet down at the pub with my mates I ate a whole feather pillow...

It's been 5 weeks now and I still feel a little down in the dumps

 

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[spongebob59]

Is there going to be a wine and cheese shortage ?
Seems you can't have a meeting without them these days ???

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Is there going to be a wine and cheese shortage ?
Seems you can't have a meeting without them these days ???

.....or a gathering.

 

[Slime]