Laughter - the best medicine

[PhilTheFragger]

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Especially you James m’boy ??

 

[bobmac]

I heard a news lady from across the pond use ''infantalized'' with a straight face.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

And that's only amongst those that play it!

They'll be the ones standing far enough away or have been made deaf from earlier experiences!

Reminds me of the time when the poor hotel singer asked for any requests...
My Essex relative asked him if he could sing 'Far Far Away'

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Yes another reminder
If you post something that contains swearing, the post will be binned and you will get an infraction.
?

And if it is both political and sweary, I’m minded to issue 2.

 

[cliveb]

Hobbit will appreciate this one:

We're currently in the Canaries, and wanted some butter at breakfast. Thinking that Spanish and Italian are very similar languages, I asked for "burro", much to the amusement of the waitress.

 

[Carlwm]

Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?

From the Jason donner van

 

[SocketRocket]

Yes another reminder
If you post something that contains swearing, the post will be binned and you will get an infraction.
?

And if it is both political and sweary, I’m minded to issue 2.

I don't get it ?

 

[GreiginFife]

Hobbit will appreciate this one:

We're currently in the Canaries, and wanted some butter at breakfast. Thinking that Spanish and Italian are very similar languages, I asked for "burro", much to the amusement of the waitress.

Did you get your Donkey with your toast?

 

[Pants]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

Don't forget to wear your mask lads.

My friend says it saved his life.

He was in the pub with his girlfriend .............................. his wife came in and didn't recognise him.

 

[SocketRocket]

 

[Slime]

Formula 1 .................................................... as a sport.

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Dando]

 

[Slime]

 

[Doon frae Troon]

In our rural villages the Round Table volunteers go round in a tractor driven sleigh [on wheels] which the wee bairns get on to drive round the village.
One of the villages is a covid hot spot and most of the small primary school pupils have tested positive.

My daughter met 'Santa' in town this afternoon [he is an old friend] and warned him of the village
He said to her 'if any of those Covid central little flowers think they are getting on my sleigh they can think again'


He may have not actually said flowers.