Laughter - the best medicine

[SatchFan]

Here we see the first image of a footballer getting his vaccine.

 

[Slime]

When you stand on a piece of Lego!

 

[Slime]

I once lived just a stones throw away from a family who all died from mysterious head injuries.

 

[Slime]

Before my operation the anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.


It was an ether/oar situation.

 

[Voyager EMH]

A few years ago, Mrs V and I went on a cruise down the Bay of Biscay. We were really looking forward to a stroll around Santander, but when we got there, it took ages to get off the boat. We found out what the problem was.
They had put all the Basques in one exit.

Cue tumbleweed.

 

[Voyager EMH]

Our boiler packed up after over 30 years of good service. New one is good, but so much more complicated, First morning after installation; I came downstairs to check that all was well. There was this message scrolling across the little digital screen, it read, “Should have got a better boiler than this, you idiot.”
I realised what I’d done.
I had bought a condescending boiler.

I’ll get me coat.

 

[clubchamp98]

Alyn Smith: Time to 'talk seriously' about Scotland entering Eurovision | The National
Here is the answer........Europe loves Scotland.

Tbh I agree with him.
We are four separate countries and as such should put our own singers in.
After all we don’t put a UK team in the Euros or World Cup.

 

[ColchesterFC]

Tbh I agree with him.
We are four separate countries and as such should put our own singers in.
After all we don’t put a UK team in the Euros or World Cup.

Yes, but that's only because no Welsh, Scots or Northern Irish players would get in the UK team.

 

[Dando]

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Yes, but that's only because no Welsh, Scots or Northern Irish players would get in the UK team.

That kind of response is a good example of why the UK always gets No Points.

 

[SocketRocket]

That kind of response is a good example of why the UK always gets No Points.

And yours ?

 

[larmen]

Tbh I agree with him.
We are four separate countries and as such should put our own singers in.
After all we don’t put a UK team in the Euros or World Cup.

Just think about what could have been happening if you would have combined the English team and ... Giggs.

 

[bobmac]

i remember as a family us all watching that - we were great fans of IaK - and watching it today it still brings tears to my eyes. Thank you, thank you, for posting.

Ah, the happy rose tinted 70s with the minors strike, power cuts and the 3 day week, when no-one told us what to be offended about. I cared not a jot as it all meant I could play more golf.

 

[jim8flog]

Is it OK to ask for a doggie bag at an 'all you can eat' buffet?

 

[clubchamp98]

Just think about what could have been happening if you would have combined the English team and ... Giggs.

Yes but it would be Giggs fault if we lost!!

 

[Dando]

Bnga

That’s bang out of order

 

[Slime]

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?


Virgin mobile.

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

Tbh I agree with him.
We are four separate countries and as such should put our own singers in.
After all we don’t put a UK team in the Euros or World Cup.

So that will be 4 teams getting nil points ?

 

[SocketRocket]

 

[Dando]

Someone broke into my local and stole the limbo pole.
How low can some people go