Laughter - the best medicine

[ColchesterFC]

 

[Mudball]

 

[Crazyface]

Yes I quite liked the winning song.
But even the Germans sang in English, we can’t even beat countries that sing in our language.
It’s far to petty and political.

When the jury votes are cast this is true, but the public are not political. They all hate us now and that's why we don't get any votes from anywhere.

 

[jim8flog]

 

[clubchamp98]

When the jury votes are cast this is true, but the public are not political. They all hate us now and that's why we don't get any votes from anywhere.[/QUOTE

Unless they want us to spend our money in their holiday resorts.
Then they tolerate us.
That’s a joke!

 

[Fade and Die]

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Pathetic Shark]

Following on from the "what course would you most like to play" and "what sporting event would you most like to attend", any chance of a "who would you most like to .... " thread?

No thought not.

 

[Voyager EMH]

Following on from the "what course would you most like to play" and "what sporting event would you most like to attend", any chance of a "who would you most like to .... " thread?

No thought not.

...play golf with?

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

I was walking down the street the other day when I slipped on a pile of dog poop.
A few seconds later I saw another bloke do exactly the same.
I said "I just did that".
So he punched me in the face and called me a dirty bastard!

 

[Blue in Munich]

Following on from the "what course would you most like to play" and "what sporting event would you most like to attend", any chance of a "who would you most like to .... " thread?

No thought not.

...play golf with?

Well I think it involves balls and a hole but there the similarity ends...

 

[Dando]

Just rang a hotel at random.
When the receptionist answered she said, “Hello, Best Western”.

So I replied, “True Grit, starring John Wayne. Goodbye” and hung up

 

[srixon 1]

Steve Coogan. Sorry, wrong thread.

 

[Slime]

 

[Dando]

Can’t believe my nans fallen for another dodgy Greek waiter while on holiday

 

[Dando]

Be warned that tomorrow you can’t walk certain breeds of black and white dog as it’s a ban collie day

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

My wife texted me yesterday, "Your lovely."
I texted back, "No, you're lovely."
Now she is walking around the house singing.


It's amazing how correcting someone's grammar can have that effect.

 

[Slime]