Laughter - the best medicine

[rulefan]

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Its not just the kid's

 

[Voyager EMH]

I had a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. It was rubbish. It kept telling me to turn around. And every now and then it fell apart.

I upgraded to a U2 sat nav but that's no better. All the streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Same problem with my Paul Simon one, the nearer my destination, the more I was slip sliding away.

 

[Voyager EMH]

I've got a Hawkwind sat nav now, its silver and it gets me sideways through time.

 

[clubchamp98]

John Denver classic sat nav, only takes me home on country roads.

 

[bobmac]

Its not just the kid's

 

[Smiffy]

There has been a major accident between two ice cream vans. Police are on the scene and they have put cones everywhere.

Two container vessels have collided in the channel.
One was carrying a cargo of blue paint, the other was carrying a cargo of red paint.
28 crew members have been marooned.

 

[Smiffy]

A large 25ft deep hole has appeared on a main road in Bexhill today.
Council workers are looking into it.

 

[Smiffy]

Work has stopped on the planned refurbishment of the local police station today after thieves broke in overnight and stole all of the new sanitaryware for the restrooms.
Police have nothing to go on.

 

[Smiffy]

Read a few new books recently.....
"24 hours in the saddle" by Major William Bumsore.
"Rusty bedsprings" by I P Nightly
"Russian babies revenge" by Nora Nippleoff.
"Billiards the Russian Way" by Inoff the red.

 

[Imurg]

Jeez Rob..you need some new material...these are older than ChrisD....

 

[Smiffy]

Jeez Rob..you need some new material...these are older than ChrisD....

Not quite....

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Not quite....

I’m sure these were originally written in Sanskrit ?

 

[chrisd]

Jeez Rob..you need some new material...these are older than ChrisD....

At least something is older than me then!

 

[rulefan]

Well I thought if funny at the time

 

[Voyager EMH]

Read a few new books recently.....
"24 hours in the saddle" by Major William Bumsore.
"Rusty bedsprings" by I P Nightly
"Russian babies revenge" by Nora Nippleoff.
"Billiards the Russian Way" by Inoff the red.

Sliding Down The Banister by R. Stornaway

 

[Slime]

 

[Smiffy]

 

[Slime]

 

[Grizzly]

I’m sure these were originally written in Sanskrit ?

Two of them were actually part of the text used to decode the Rosetta Stone!

 

[Dando]

I've written a song about getting my door lock changed.

there's a lovely key change at the end