Laughter - the best medicine

[Crazyface]

1) Dunkirk
2) Rorke's Drift
3) Singapore
4) Gallipoli
5) Suez
6) The Somme
7) Saratoga
8) Yorktown
9) Hastings
10) Orleans

I could go on...

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[ColchesterFC]

 

[Deleted member 18645]

There has been a major accident between two ice cream vans. Police are on the scene and they have put cones everywhere.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

I just bought myself a sat nav for the car which has the voice of FatBoy Slim. Bloody useless it is. Kept telling me "Right here, right now".

 

[ColchesterFC]

I just bought myself a sat nav for the car which has the voice of FatBoy Slim. Bloody useless it is. Kept telling me "Right here, right now".

I had a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. It was rubbish. It kept telling me to turn around. And every now and then it fell apart.

I upgraded to a U2 sat nav but that's no better. All the streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

 

[Rooter]

There has been a major accident between two ice cream vans. Police are on the scene and they have put cones everywhere.

Was it on Sundae? On that rocky road? Hopefully the owners are insured. wouldn't want them to top themselves if they got into debt.

 

[Rooter]

I had a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. It was rubbish. It kept telling me to turn around. And every now and then it fell apart.

I upgraded to a U2 sat nav but that's no better. All the streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Better than the Talking Heads one, I am getting nowhere fast.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

I had a Phil Collins voice one but it only ever worked when I asked it to Take me Home.

 

[YandaB]

Was it on Sundae? On that rocky road? Hopefully the owners are insured. wouldn't want them to top themselves if they got into debt.

I heard it was on the A 99, it was a really busy day so there were hundreds of thousands of witnesses, damage wasn't bad so not much lolly required for repairs.

 

[bobmac]

I heard it was on the A 99, it was a really busy day so there were hundreds of thousands of witnesses, damage wasn't bad so not much lolly required for repairs.

Lots of flaking paint?

 

[SatchFan]

If only there was an easier way.

 

[Old Skier]

 

[PhilTheFragger]

 

[Neilds]

 

[Deleted member 18645]

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Years ago we were on the way to play a baseball game in Ipswich and the entire journey, one of the guys in our car was trying to remember the name of the girl he'd picked up and spent the night with. When we get to Ipswich, he remembers every back road to the ground from a trip about six years ago.

Same as golfers who can remember every shot they hit in a round but forget the name of the playing partner they have just been introduced to by the time they get to the 1st green.

 

[Slime]

 

[SocketRocket]

I had a Phil Collins voice one but it only ever worked when I asked it to Take me Home.

That made me think twice.

 

[SocketRocket]

1) Dunkirk
2) Rorke's Drift
3) Singapore
4) Gallipoli
5) Suez
6) The Somme
7) Saratoga
8) Yorktown
9) Hastings
10) Orleans

I could go on...

Bleinheim
Ramillies
Oudenarde
Malplaquet
Pavia ( capture of Francis 1st )
Agincourt
Verneuil
Sluys
Crecy
Poitiers
Trafalgar
Aspern-Essling
Talavera
Bussaco
Fuentes de Onoro
Salamanca
Barrosa
Vitoria
Leipzig
Waterloo
Dien Bien Phu

To name a few..

 

[jim8flog]