Laughter - the best medicine

[Dando]

Police in Kent have arrested a lady for stealing a sign that read "& Emergency"

apparently she found it by Accident

 

[GuyInLyon]

Bleinheim
Ramillies
Oudenarde
Malplaquet
Pavia ( capture of Francis 1st )
Agincourt
Verneuil
Sluys
Crecy
Poitiers
Trafalgar
Aspern-Essling
Talavera
Bussaco
Fuentes de Onoro
Salamanca
Barrosa
Vitoria
Leipzig
Waterloo
Dien Bien Phu

To name a few..

You seem to be saying that both countries have won some, lost Somme.

Although your list tends to the obscure...

 

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[jim8flog]

 

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[Pathetic Shark]

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I was playing early one morning a few years back and came to a par-3. Two of the greenkeepers, friends of mine, saw me on the tee and immediately went and stood right next to the flag indicating the same as that picture. I got bragging rights when I dropped it in to about 10 feet.

 

[Dando]

 

[Pathetic Shark]

My friend's wife got her first jab today. He said if she answers him back again, she'll get a second one too.

 

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[ColchesterFC]

 

[Slime]

I've just bought a second hand transistor radio from a jumble sale.

It's faulty as the volume is stuck on full!


At £2, I just couldn't turn it down.

 

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[bobmac]