Laughter - the best medicine

[Norrin Radd]

Mrs Slime has a small penis!!

I never knew that.

I did ?

 

[Slime]

Mrs Slime has a small penis!!

I never knew that.

I did ?

I thought she gave it back to you.

 

[Slime]

 

[rulefan]

 

[rulefan]

 

[Deleted member 18645]

 

[NearHull]

My wife went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work...

 

[Old Skier]

 

[rulefan]

But not the German branch - they would click their heels as you open the door.

 

[rosecott]

 

[rulefan]

 

[Slime]

 

[SatchFan]

 

[SatchFan]

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Just heard this one...

Spilt some Seven Seas on the floor earlier and my mrs slipped on it...nothing serious - just some superfishoil bruising...doh...

 

[Dando]

 

[SocketRocket]

 

[Slime]

Got hit on the head by a flying belt sander today.
Everything was fine .............................................. then Bosch.

 

[Slime]

For her birthday, I got my wife a fur coat made from 3600 hamster skins and a trip away to Blackpool.


Couldn't get her off the big wheel for 2 days.

 

[Pants]

A horse walks into a bar and says: “On a right angle triangle with sides x y and z, if x and z are perpendicular which side is opposite the right angle?” The barman says.....


“Y - the long face.”