Laughter - the best medicine

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A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.​
She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.​
He asks the lady,"Do you have a vagina?"​
She slams the door in disgust.​
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man​
and he asks the same question of the woman,"Do you have a vagina?"​
She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home,​
she tells him what has happened for the last two days.​
The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice,​
"Honey, I am taking tomorrow off, to be home, just in case this guy​
shows up again."​
The next morning, they hear a knock and both run for the door.​
The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice,​
"Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the​
same guy, I want you to answer yes, to the question, because I want to​
see where the bastard is going, with it."​
She nods "yes," to her husband and opens the door.​
Sure enough, the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question;​
"Do you have a vagina"?​
"Yes, actually I have."She says.​
The man replies..​
"Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and​
start using yours?"​





 
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