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Laughter - the best medicine
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When will these protests end............
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More weight to the theory that they're only half brothers.
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Going to need a bigger digger ?
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A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady,"Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man
and he asks the same question of the woman,"Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home,
she tells him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice,
"Honey, I am taking tomorrow off, to be home, just in case this guy
shows up again."
The next morning, they hear a knock and both run for the door.
The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice,
"Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the
same guy, I want you to answer yes, to the question, because I want to
see where the bastard is going, with it."
She nods "yes," to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough, the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question;
"Do you have a vagina"?
"Yes, actually I have."She says.
The man replies..
"Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and
start using yours?"
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I have still got a clean roll from one of the machines in my shed - life time supply of cleaning rag.
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BBC News readers, after many failed attempts, finally being able to pronounce Alba properly.
I think Marr has been coaching them.
I think Marr has been coaching them.
