Laughter - the best medicine

[Leftie]

I said to my doctor: “The older I get, the more I spread gossip.” He replied: “That’s rumourtism.”

 

[Slime]

 

[Leftie]

I recently lost my job as an expert in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics.

Not entirely unexpected though - the writing had been on the wall for a long time.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

 

[Slime]

 

[Fish]

 

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[Orikoru]

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You've reminded me of this excellent comedy video I saw years ago:

 

[Slime]

 

[Fish]

 

[SatchFan]

Message from Santa -

"Thanks for the milk and cookies, and the Elf was delicious".

 

[CliveW]

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

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You majesty - you will probably not remember but before I entered the ministry you gave me that little tap on the shoulders with the sword - therefore ‘Check’.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

You majesty - you will probably not remember but before I entered the ministry you gave me that little tap on the shoulders with the sword - therefore ‘Check’.

No no, he’s not in the correct position to do that,
Good try ?

 

[Mudball]

You majesty - you will probably not remember but before I entered the ministry you gave me that little tap on the shoulders with the sword - therefore ‘Check’.

Wrong position for him .... but I would still check her bag on her way out..

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Is he not...? Oh gosh - my chess is very rusty...they are both on black and knight moves 2+1? Mind you thinking bout it its probably 45 yrs since I last played...though surprised that I can’t recall ever playing chess with my lad. Mind you Age of Empires was his passion in his early teens...no time for chess.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Is he not...? Oh gosh - my chess is very rusty...they are both on black and knight moves 2+1? Mind you thinking bout it its probably 45 yrs since I last played...though surprised that I can’t recall ever playing chess with my lad. Mind you Age of Empires was his passion in his early teens...no time for chess.

He would be on the white square on the Queens left, 2 forward ,1 side
Not 3

Not that I’m taking over from @Foxholer as the forum pedant ??

 

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I reckon you've been a called a few things over the years but pedant is not one of them

 

[Foxholer]

He would be on the white square on the Queens left, 2 forward ,1 side
Not 3

Not that I’m taking over from @Foxholer as the forum pedant ??

Clearly not in the same class! Such ambiguity and incompleteness is not tolerable!
Knights are on B1 and G1 for White; B8 and G8 for Black.Where A1 is White Rook on Left (Black square).
They also move 2 space Forward or Backward and 1 space Left or Right OR 1 space Forward/Backward and 2 spaces Left or Right.
Before the Horizontal/Number became universal, the key to setting a board up was...Right Rook pos is White square (both White and Black) then White Queen on White square, Black Queen on Black square. Most common 1st move (White) was Kings (Pawn) Gambit.. 'PK4' in old terms now 'e4'.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Clearly not in the same class! Such ambiguity and incompleteness is not tolerable!
Knights are on B1 and G1 for White; B8 abd G8 for Black.Where A1 is White Rook on Left (Black square).
They also move 2 space Forward or Backward and 1 space Left or Right OR 1 space Forward/Backward and 2 spaces Left or Right.
Before the Horizontal/Number became universal, the key to setting a board up was...Right Rook pos is White square (both White and Black) then White Queen on White square, Black Queen on Black square. Most common 1st move (White) was Kings (Pawn) Gambit.. 'PK4' in old terms now 'e4'.

You tell em ??