Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

 

[Norrin Radd]

Are you missing me yet?

Nooooooooo!!!!! ?

 

[Dando]

 

[Rooter]

I used my DIY Store loyalty card to scrape ice off my windscreen this morning.

It only removed 10% though.

 

[Slime]

Just unbelievable!
Earlier on today I saw a council road worker deliberately squash a snail under his foot!
I said "What the bloody hell did you do that for?"


He replied "That bloody thing has been following me around all day long!"

 

[PhilTheFragger]

 

[PhilTheFragger]

There’s loads more

 

[Leftie]

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There’s loads more

Don't get me started






Again

 

[bobmac]

My grandad lost his tongue during the war but never talks about it

 

[bobmac]

 

[karenburton1305]

I went to the car auctions just for a look and ended up buying six cars ,......I think I've got car owner virus

This made me laugh far more than it should have done aha

 

[clubchamp98]

My grandad lost his tongue during the war but never talks about it

How do you know?

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Dando]

I’ve got a part time job collecting rubbish but there’s no training.

I guess we’re expected to pick it up as we go along

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar?



They got 6 months each!

 

[Leftie]

Hey. Come on guys. Some of these one and two liners are far worse than mine.

I could always start posting more rubbish ........

 

[williamalex1]

I liked this

 

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