Laughter - the best medicine

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[Dando]

Went to B&Q looking for inspiration for what to do in my garden this spring. The assistant was helpful, but then he asked me “do you want decking?”
I’m just glad I got the first punch in.

 

[Dando]

That awkward moment after you’ve just forced out a fart and it feels a bit lumpy

 

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[ColchesterFC]

If anyone has any ideas on how to fix my awful condensation problem feel free to pop round any time. The kettle is always on. ?

 

[Rlburnside]

Love the humour of Off the Ball with Tom Cowan and Stuart Cosgrove, as a example one joke from today went something like this.

Study's show people overweight are not good at maths but fat kids are good at take aways.

Not so funny in print but their dry laconic non pc programs are good.

 

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I don't normally do face book, but here goes...


























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I took my six-year old nephew to see Father Christmas yesterday and he absolutely stank of cigarettes and booze.

God knows what Santa thought.

 

[Dando]

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its quite clearly a new set of saucepans

 

[Dando]

Lockdown has been tough on Pies Morgan

 

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[ColchesterFC]

Can anyone recommend a good carpenter? I paid one to make me a double bed and he's only gone and done a bunk. It's just one thing on top of another.

 

[Leftie]

Are you missing me yet?

 

[larmen]

its quite clearly a new set of saucepans

That would be a most awesome prank!