Laughter - the best medicine

[Mudball]

Choosing a gift for the family was very difficult... but choosing one for @bobmac was v-easy

 

[Pathetic Shark]

How does she smell?

No idea. She's got covid.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

I know that this little clip from today is in the political sphere - but it is rather funny...whichever side of the Rep/Dem fence you might sit. What Ducey was doing yesterday is signing-off the election certification documents for Arizona...but hey - if this is too sensitive then delete it.

 

[Leftie]

REQUEST TO MODERATORS
Anyone who posts a "gag" on here that would only be fit for a Christmas cracker needs to get an infraction.

Just for you ....

A team of archaeologists excavating in Israel came upon a cave.

Across the cave wall were the following symbols, in this order of appearance from left to right: a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David.

It was considered a unique find, and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old. The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The president of the society summarized findings and pointed at the first symbol. "This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey; so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

"The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish, which means that if a famine had hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David, which means they were evidently Hebrews."

The audience applauded enthusiastically. But a little old man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots! Hebrew is read from right to left. It says, 'Holy Mackerel! Dig the ass on that woman!'"

 

[Leftie]

My doctor has given me some anti-gloating cream. Now all I want to do is rub it in.

 

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[rosecott]

 

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[SteveW86]

 

[upsidedown]

Brilliant

 

[Dando]

Brilliant!

 

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[Smiffy]

They just don't write comedy like this anymore. Absolute gold......................

 

[jim8flog]

They had Michael J Fox (Back to the Future) on the box last night and somebody was reminded of the joke doing the rounds

The prof turns to him and says "remember never to set the time dial to 2020"

 

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[BubbaP]

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For me, would have been a little better with something like:
Most of you will be receiving dictionaries.
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