Laughter - the best medicine

[Norrin Radd]

New chat up line for pensioners.
Come back to mine and I will turn the heating on.

 

[BubbaP]

Re-purposing this for a golf forum:

Out of bounds right, water left, what are you thinking?

 

[Mudball]

 

[Norrin Radd]

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I thought she was an apiarist

 

[Imurg]

 

[Voyager EMH]

I thought she was an apiarist

She could bee.

Definitely a honey.

 

[nickjdavis]

Wife and 4 year old grand-daughter are in the kitchen making cakes. Wife is about to use a knife to chop up some blocks of chocolate....the following snippet of conversation has just taken place.....

W: we need to chop up this block of chocolate and its going to need a very sharp knife, so I'm going to do this bit...mummy wouldn't be very happy if I sent you home with a couple of fingers missing would she?
G: No
W: Besides, if you chopped your fingers off, how would you pick your nose
G: I'd use the other hand

 

[clubchamp98]

Wife and 4 year old grand-daughter are in the kitchen making cakes. Wife is about to use a knife to chop up some blocks of chocolate....the following snippet of conversation has just taken place.....

W: we need to chop up this block of chocolate and its going to need a very sharp knife, so I'm going to do this bit...mummy wouldn't be very happy if I sent you home with a couple of fingers missing would she?
G: No
W: Besides, if you chopped your fingers off, how would you pick your nose
G: I'd use the other hand

The logic of youth.

 

[Voyager EMH]

Q: What's the difference between an Entomologist and an Etymologist?

A: One knows a lot about the Ents from Tolkien's Middle Earth and the other one can explain where and why I'm going wrong with that.

 

[nickjdavis]

 

[jim8flog]

 

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[venger]

 

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[nickjdavis]

Why are athletic endurance events described as Iron-man and not Fe-male ?

 

[jim8flog]

 

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[SatchFan]