Laughter - the best medicine

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So ......................... it's 250 million years old!
Quick question, why does it have a 'Best Before' date?

 

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[Norrin Radd]

A woman was sitting on the bus when two Italian men got on and sat in the row in front of her.
She over heard their chat and was shocked to hear.
Emma ,she comes first ,then I come.
Then two asses come together, and I come again.Then two asses come together again,and then I come again.
Then we have two pee and finally I come again.
The woman is totally freaked out and shouts that in this country we don't talk about sex out loud in public .
The Italian chap says you gotta it all wrong lady I tell my friend how to spell Mississippi

 

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[Norrin Radd]

If I had a pound for every gender , I would have £2 ,and a load of counterfeit ones .

 

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THEY'VE MISSED OUT THE APOSTROPHE !!!!!

 

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