Laughter - the best medicine

Voyager EMH said:
Dear Donald,

Following our lengthy discussions today, the two of us have decided upon courses of action very much in tune with your own.

Firstly we are going to take back control of the Suez Canal.
We are going to build a wall in the middle of the English Channel or La Manche.
We will be reclaiming our colonies in Canada and the USA.
We will give Alaska back to Russia and give Texas back to Mexico to keep those two countries sweet.
We will sell Hawaii and California to Japan to appease them and in order to fund these actions.
Finally we will mount yet another joint campaign to take back control of the Holy Land.

Vive La France and God Save The King,

Emmanuel and Keir.
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Strangely not funny because neither of these wusses have a pair of doodahs to do any of this. Whereas..........DT has! Go Donald !!!!
 
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