Laughter - the best medicine

[Sid Rixon IV]

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Now I'm reminded of Tommy Cooper:
P1.
"The wife asked me to help her clear the loft today. What a mess. Filthy, dirty, covered in cobwebs. But she's good with the kids".
P2.
"Anyway, we found a very old painting and a very old violin and I took them to an expert to be valued. He said "This is incredible Mr Cooper, what you have here is a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt.
Unfortunately, Stradivarius did the painting and Rembrandt made the violin"
Ithankyew!!

 

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[Slime]

Boy aged 4: “Dad, I’ve decided to get married.”
Dad: “Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind ?”

Boy: “Yes... grandma ! She said she loves me, I love her, too....and she’s the best cook & story teller in the whole world”

Dad: “That’s nice, but we have a small problem there”
Boy: “What problem ?”

Dad: “She happens to be my mother. You can't marry my mother”
Boy: “Why not ? You married mine !”

 

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[Imurg]

Has anyone else noticed that next year starts Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...

WTF.?

 

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[Voyager EMH]

Has anyone else noticed that next year starts Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...

WTF.?

They've put New Year's Eve on a Tuesday?

Whose stupid idea was that?

 

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[Sid Rixon IV]

Jack Wiltshire, earlier, on one show (it's like the Jungle, I have no say!) discussing his new film featuring Michael Bublè.
"I couldnt believe we got him. He's a Granny Magnet. He just appeals to so many middle-class women of a certain age".

 

[Orikoru]

Jack Wiltshire, earlier, on one show (it's like the Jungle, I have no say!) discussing his new film featuring Michael Bublè.
"I couldnt believe we got him. He's a Granny Magnet. He just appeals to so many middle-class women of a certain age".

Sorry, ex-footballer Jack Wilshere has made a film with Michael Bublé? What??

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Sorry, ex-footballer Jack Wilshere has made a film with Michael Bublé? What??

I'm pretty sure I said Jack Whitehall. Pay attention at the back!

 

[Arthur Wedge]

I'm pretty sure I said Jack Whitehall. Pay attention at the back!

Jack Wiltshire, earlier, on one show (it's like the Jungle, I have no say!) discussing his new film featuring Michael Bublè.
"I couldnt believe we got him. He's a Granny Magnet. He just appeals to so many middle-class women of a certain age".

 

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[Sid Rixon IV]

Whoosh.......

 

[AmandaJR]

 

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[Sid Rixon IV]

The wife and I enjoying a cuppa in bed this morning.
Wife (to me):
"Do you know how many glasses of wine you had last night?"
Me (to me):
"Two more than you counted".