Laughter - the best medicine

[cliveb]

At my late next door neighbour’s Crematorium funeral, the opening music was Elvis’s version of ‘Stairway to Heaven’ and when the curtains closed on the coffin, the accompanying music was ‘Smoke gets in your eyes’.

I am having nightmares trying to imagine what thay might have sounded like.

 

[Grizzly]

I want to go out to South of Heaven by Slayer. Don't need to words, just that massive riff!

 

[clubchamp98]

That's what you think....

That’s you out of the will!

 

[Imurg]

That’s you out of the will!

With 3 daughters I doubt there will be much left...I'd get his cranky old golf clubs probably.....sweet spots unused of course...

 

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[Sid Rixon IV]

If "Laughter is the best medicine" on of my mates nearly OD'd yesterday.
In sloppy conditions underfoot, I went to stop my trolley but hit the button to speed 6. It bolted and fell backwards shedding my clubs. Running after it I made three attemts at bending to grab the handle, realising at each attempt "I'm too blu**y old to be doing this!".
The third attempt was succesful but the trolley, still bolting, yanked me to the ground with a thud.
Colleague 1 immediately ran to kill the trolley.
Colleage 2 gathered my bits and pieces for me.
Colleage 3, however, looked as if he needed the defibrillator. He was doubled over gasping for air - laughing!
In the clubhouse, 40 mins later he was still unable to contain himself. In hysterics he gasped, shaking with laughter, "Im so sorry, I'm sorry, Im ashamed!" There were now 7 guys laughing like drains at Colleague 4.
I sat there muddied and bruised but content that I had brought so much happiness into peoples lives.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Correction - Colleague 3!

 

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[Voyager EMH]

At my funeral the first song will be "Living In A Box".

In the middle of the service there will be "We're On A Road To Nowhere"

Then at the end I'm hoping for rousing audience participation with everyone singing, "If you gotta go, oh you betta go now!".

 

[Imurg]

At mine it will be....

Whatever everyone else wants because I won't care one bit....

 

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[Norrin Radd]

At my funeral the first song will be "Living In A Box".

In the middle of the service there will be "We're On A Road To Nowhere"

Then at the end I'm hoping for rousing audience participation with everyone singing, "If you gotta go, oh you betta go now!".

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Go now was the first 45 rpm record I bought.

 

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