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Laughter - the best medicine
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Mrs Slime : Help, there's a warning sign that's appeared on my dash!
Slime : What is the symbol?
Mrs Slime : It's a sad man sitting on a toilet.
Slime : WHAT??? Send me a picture.
Mrs Slime : Okay honey, here it is,
Slime : What is the symbol?
Mrs Slime : It's a sad man sitting on a toilet.
Slime : WHAT??? Send me a picture.
Mrs Slime : Okay honey, here it is,
Sid Rixon IV
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Just walked in the living room where my wife is absorbed in the Jungle.
Caught a tail end conversation about funeral music. "Staying Alive" suggested for entry, "Burn, Baby Burn" for the curtain closer.
Reminded me of Jam " Going Underground" for burial v Arthur Brown's "I bring you Fire" for cremation.
Caught a tail end conversation about funeral music. "Staying Alive" suggested for entry, "Burn, Baby Burn" for the curtain closer.
Reminded me of Jam " Going Underground" for burial v Arthur Brown's "I bring you Fire" for cremation.
venger
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Fire starter by the prodigy is always good for a smileJust walked in the living room where my wife is absorbed in the Jungle.
Caught a tail end conversation about funeral music. "Staying Alive" suggested for entry, "Burn, Baby Burn" for the curtain closer.
Reminded me of Jam " Going Underground" for burial v Arthur Brown's "I bring you Fire" for cremation.
Pants
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I always fancied having "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" - guaranteed to get the
Other half won't entertain it though
Still, I probably won't care by then.
PhilTheFragger
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Everyone in my family is aware that the “Out” tune at my funeral will be “Don’t Fear The Reaper” by Blue Oyster Cult 
Imurg
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That's what you think....Everyone in my family is aware that the “Out” tune at my funeral will be “Don’t Fear The Reaper” by Blue Oyster Cult
ManinBlack
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My son in law wants to be cremated to "Should I stay or should I go", with the coffin going backwards & forwards through the curtains.
Sid Rixon IV
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I read about a guy who had a recording of himself shouting "Oi! Let me out!!"
That'd go well with "Knock on Wood"
That'd go well with "Knock on Wood"
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DJ buddy of mine wants "Disco Inferno" and everyone dancing at the point the coffin goes through the curtains.
arnieboy
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My choice is 'When will I see you again ' by the Three Degrees.
NearHull
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At my late next door neighbour’s Crematorium funeral, the opening music was Elvis’s version of ‘Stairway to Heaven’ and when the curtains closed on the coffin, the accompanying music was ‘Smoke gets in your eyes’.
It was the first Humanist Funeral that I’d attended and was an interesting and enlightening event, I learnt so much about him that I was unaware of , he held a Private Pilots License and also had done time inside.
It was the first Humanist Funeral that I’d attended and was an interesting and enlightening event, I learnt so much about him that I was unaware of , he held a Private Pilots License and also had done time inside.
