Laughter - the best medicine

[Doh]

The problem with auto-correct ............................

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They are a bit bigger but just as annoying.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

The problem with auto-correct ............................

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They're in short supply.

 

[Slime]

They're in short supply.

................ and short trousers.

 

[richart]

The problem with auto-correct ............................

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Reminds me of the One Foot in the Grave episode, when young foreign ladies were complaining of midges in their bathroom. Victor opened the door to sort it out to be contronted by a load of midgets.

 

[Slime]

 

[rulie]

Water???

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Reminds me of the One Foot in the Grave episode, when young foreign ladies were complaining of midges in their bathroom. Victor opened the door to sort it out to be contronted by a load of midgets.

When the midget's stag night pulls up outside the club in Phoenix nights - Max and Paddy, staring, "Are they far away?"

 

[Slime]

 

[jim8flog]

 

[AmandaJR]

 

[Tashyboy]

 

[Tashyboy]

 

[venger]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

I made an appointment with my GP to examine me for arthritis.
When he'd finished he said "Well, you don't have athritis". I said, "Well, what have I got?".
He said "Early onset rigor mortis".

 

[venger]

 

[Imurg]

 

[Voyager EMH]

That covers nearly all the essentials.
The other 10 aisles are all doughnuts.

 

[Slime]

 

[Pants]

 

[venger]

My wife and I met at a Scramble tournament 20 years ago.
Next week we're going back to renew our vowels.