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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
I got stopped by the local Guardia last night. The usual stuff, “can I see your driving licence, registration & proof of insurance.” And then the questioning started. “Can I ask you where you’ve been tonight?” His final question, “and where are you going?”
I replied, “I’m going to a lecture on alcohol abuse.” He came straight back at me with, “who is giving a lecture on alcohol abuse at this time of night?”
“The wife…”
I replied, “I’m going to a lecture on alcohol abuse.” He came straight back at me with, “who is giving a lecture on alcohol abuse at this time of night?”
“The wife…”
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I bought a gigantic fish from the supermarket this afternoon.
I got home to find that all it's internal organs were missing!
Gutted.
I got home to find that all it's internal organs were missing!
Gutted.
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My Mrs was carefully rescuing a spider from the bird bath.
She placed it on the path to dry out and a sparrow dived down to gobble it up.
Not sure who was most surprised .......Spider/Mrs/Sparrow.
She placed it on the path to dry out and a sparrow dived down to gobble it up.
Not sure who was most surprised .......Spider/Mrs/Sparrow.
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I’d say the spider!
Just having a leisurely swim and scooped up and fed to the birds
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Apparently Old Trafford is now the 4th highest waterfall in England.
