My mate said why are you looking so sad
I said that the wife walked in when I was watching a porn movie.
What's the problem we have been caught doing that .
I said you don't understand, she walked in through the door in the movie
It’s a beautiful day so I thought I’d mow the lawn this morning, but I noticed something on the extension lead.
So I’ve put the mower back in the shed, cracked open a beer and booked a weekend spa package.
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