Laughter - the best medicine

[Dando]

I see the village people have a new member

 

[Grizzly]

I wonder if mention of pink castle tees is appropriate at this juncture...

 

[Slime]

 

[Norrin Radd]

Did you know that ten piranha can devour a small child in less than a minute.



Anyway I lost my job at the aquarium

 

[Norrin Radd]

Me. Hi I'm here to tune your guitar.
Man . I didn't order that
Me. Your neighbour did

 

[Norrin Radd]

Wife steps on your foot.
Sorry.
Wife steps on the dogs foot.
Oh my god I'm sorry. My little baby I didn't mean to hurt you, mummy loves you lots yes she does,are you ok , do you want a treat , you're a good boy yes you are

 

[Norrin Radd]

I saw a man in the sea shouting Help shark Help.
I just laughed I knew the shark wouldn't help him

 

[Norrin Radd]

My dream job is.,..........
A karma delivery service

 

[Norrin Radd]

I went to the toilet without my phone or anything else to read .


There is 196 tiles in our bathroom

 

[SatchFan]

 

[Imurg]

 

[Imurg]

 

[Dando]

Hopefully this new tree will keep the kids away

 

[Dando]

 

[Norrin Radd]

Working at the dole office is very stressful,
You know if you get fired you have to come in again tomorrow

 

[Dando]

 

[Deleted member 23270]

Manchester United 0-3 Bournemouth

 

[Tashyboy]

The old uns are the best

 

[Dando]

 

[Deleted member 1147]

The old uns are the best

Would you also like the midweek version with Aston Villa?