Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 50 year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.
The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"





She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

 

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[Voyager EMH]

Whilst this is possibly true, was anyone there at the time?, they were still from England. Language evolves over time, and still is. Once upon a time people used to say Poleece, now they say Pleece. Just coz England has been successfully invaded loads of times in it's history, because most just glanced over their shoulder, rolled their eyes and said, "They'll soon clear off once they get fed up of 8 months of winter", so have had difference languages to speak, does not mean that they are not still after all, English.

Knights Templar were a French organisation. Definitely not English.

 

[sunshine]

Knights Templar were a French organisation. Definitely not English.

I think your post has gone way over his head. I wouldn’t bother trying to explain it.

 

[spongebob59]

 

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[Asian Dawn]

Does anyone know the delivery company Wile E.Coyote employed? They could deliver high-tech gadgets to him in the middle of the desert in hours. They have to be better than Yodel, Hermes, DPD or anyone else we have in this country.

 

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[Asian Dawn]

View attachment 45579

Hey that's mine.

 

[Slime]

Hey that's mine.

You can have it when I've finished with it.

 

[jim8flog]

 

[patricks148]

I often see an old chap out on his ebike, never seem him pedalling.. got chatting today as he commented on Rupert pulling me along the canal on his bike joring harness. Got on the subject of why we were out in the snow.. he says the Doctor said cycling was good for him, Do you ever pedal I asked, no its easier using the motor??

 

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