Laughter - the best medicine

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As kids, we were so poor, my dad would close all the doors on Christmas eve, just so we would have something to open on Christmas day.

 

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A bloke was sitting at the side of the road crying his eyes out, his dead hamster in his hands.

A fairy godmother asked him what the matter was. He said “I loved my pet hamster and it just died ”.

The fairy godmother said “Well I can’t bring it back to life, but I can suggest that you can make some good of the situation”.

The bloke asked “How do I do that ?” The fairy godmother replied “Go home put the hamster in a pan and add a bag of sugar.

Heat the pan up stirring well and simmer for an hour. Allow to cool, pour it onto your garden and see what happens”. The bloke did exactly as she suggested.

The next day, he went into the garden and there were masses of daffodils everywhere!

He ran back to the road where he’d seen the fairy godmother and she reappeared and asked the bloke how he’d got on. He said “It’s fantastic, there are daffodils everywhere!”

The fairy godmother replied “That’s really strange, you normally get tulips from hamster jam."

 

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I just ordered a load of Babybels from Israel.




You just can't beat the baby cheeses of Nazareth.

 

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If anyone is spending Christmas alone this year please let me know. I need to borrow some chairs.

 

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-64082342

Wonder if Santa was breathalyzed ??

 

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