Laughter - the best medicine

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Taxi passenger leans forward, taps the driver on the shoulder and says "you can drop me off here".
The driver nearly poos himself, swerves across the road, and stops inches from a shop window.
The passenger exclaims "WTF, you really are jumpy, what is up with you?" .
Driver replies "It is my first day on the taxis, the previous twenty years I was driving a hearse!"
 
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