Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Imurg]

 

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[Dando]

Went to London Zoo today and saw a gorilla holding a banana and a tin opener.
Thinking I'd be funny I shouted "You don't need the tin opener for that mate"

The gorilla shouted back "It's for the custard, numpty"

 

[Slime]

My obese parrot has died.
Although I'm sad, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

 

[SocketRocket]

 

[williamalex1]

I know how he feels/falls.
I had a bad fall 2 weeks ago, I fell backward landing heavily on my r/h kidney area, I'm still in agony.
Can you get a stairlift for 1 step?

 

[rosecott]

I know how he feels/falls.
I had a bad fall 2 weeks ago, I fell backward landing heavily on my r/h kidney area, I'm still in agony.
Can you get a stairlift for 1 step?

All you need to do is keep off the brandy.

 

[williamalex1]

All you need to do is keep off the brandy.

If i'd had a few I probably wouldn't have felt a thing, but later I did force myself to have a few just for medical reasons

 

[Slime]

Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight it the bin.
Next day: same again.
And again.
All week.
Eventually, newspaper seller snaps.
"Why do you keep doing that?"
Bloke says. "Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary."
Seller retorts. "But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"


Bloke says. "Oh, the one I'm looking for will be..."

 

[spongebob59]

 

[Smiffy]

 

[williamalex1]

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A while ago he got me in black n white

 

[Dando]

 

[Imurg]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

https://imgur.com/h97DFVE

 

[Pathetic Shark]

I went to a nightclub that was full of Orcs, Hobbits and Elves...
It was Mordor on the dancefloor.

 

[Pathetic Shark]

My grand-dad was responsible for downing 34 German planes during the war.
He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.