Laughter - the best medicine

[Pathetic Shark]

 

[fundy]

A couple made a deal, that whoever died first, would come back and inform the other if there was life after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact: "Mary.........Mary..."
"Is that you, George?" asks Mary.
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed." says George.
"That's wonderful! What's it like?" asks Mary.
"Well," says George, "when I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud of me Mary - lots of greens!). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day, it starts all over again."
"Oh, George, are you in Heaven?" asks Mary.
"No, Mary.... I'm a rabbit on the edge of Dartmoor!

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

Look again!

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Pathetic Shark]

For the person who has left The Lounge.

 

[Dando]

For the person who has left The Lounge.View attachment 41511

Have we got a flouncer?

 

[SocketRocket]

 

[Tashyboy]

??

 

[Pathetic Shark]

 

[pompeybandit]

 

[Doon frae Troon]

View attachment 41504

30 years ago that was my hand held radio call recognition to the the green keepers.

 

[SatchFan]

Just in case you're injured in a batter related accident.

 

[clubchamp98]

View attachment 41504

That’s an Oddity!

 

[Slime]

I just saw cat Stevens' boat float down the river.



Mooring has broken.

 

[Slime]

 

[SocketRocket]

 

[CliveW]

 

[Slime]