Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

I accidentally glued both my hands to a couple of Colt 45 pistols.
The Dr said I'll have to go to the hospital to get them removed.
I refused ..................................................... and I'm sticking to my guns.

 

[ColchesterFC]

@Fragger - Please remove if too political. But it did make me chuckle.

 

[SocketRocket]

Did he marry his sister-in-law?

No but he knew her intimately

 

[Mudball]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1486639863801819145

 

[Dando]

 

[Dando]

 

[Deleted member 21258]

 

[Deleted member 21258]

 

[jim8flog]

I think this is when the argument started

 

[SatchFan]

 

[Mudball]

For a minute, I thought someone had not hit the drive past the ladies tee...

 

[woofers]

Barry Cryers AoC joke:
A man and his wife are out walking one day when they spot a bloke sitting alone in a bus shelter on the other side of the road. “That looks like the Archbishop of Canterbury over there,” says the woman.” “Go and ask him if he is.” The husband crosses the road and asks the man if he is indeed the Archbishop of Canterbury. “F*** off,” says the man. The husband crosses back to his wife who asks: “What did he say? Is he the Archbishop of Canterbury?” “He told me to F*** off,” says the husband. “Oh no,” replies the wife, “now we’ll never know.”

 

[Slime]

 

[Dando]

 

[Imurg]

 

[need_my_wedge]

 

[Dando]

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To be fair, most on here don’t need the excuse of not playing over winter

 

[Boomy]

 

[SatchFan]

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in a fireplace.