Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

I had a terrible night last night.
I dreamt that something bit me on the side of the neck.
I got up to check ................................... but the bloody mirror wasn't working!

 

[NearHull]

I had a terrible night last night.
I dreamt that something bit me on the side of the neck.
I got up to check ................................... but the bloody mirror wasn't working!

Be wary if she suggests ‘Steak’ for dinner.

 

[Mudball]

The Nadine Dorris interview on C4 in Parliament was hilarious. First time I saw it in horror… then I had to look it up again and imagine it was a parody show..Pure Comedy gold for years to come.. felt much better and a belly laugh … I would have posted here, but young Frags will come after me.

 

[jim8flog]

 

[bobmac]

Genie: you have one wish
Me: I want a bridge from Britain to Florida so I can drive there and play golf.
Genie: That's impossible, even for me, have another wish
Me: Ok I want to understand women.
Genie: How many lanes do you want on this bridge?

 

[rudebhoy]

The Nadine Dorris interview on C4 in Parliament was hilarious. First time I saw it in horror… then I had to look it up again and imagine it was a parody show..Pure Comedy gold for years to come.. felt much better and a belly laugh … I would have posted here, but young Frags will come after me.

 

[Rooter]

Its been dubbed over with CT voice! Brilliant!

Should be used as an anti alcohol and drug campaign!

 

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This made laugh.....

 

[GB72]

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Worryingly I must clearly understand women. It is round because of the traditional method of tossing the dough rather than rolling it (think that is to do with texture and elasticity), it is in a square box as it is damend expensive and difficult to make round ones and it is cut into triangle as the easiest way to evenly divide a circle. I would add that I do not understand women.

 

[Imurg]

Thoughts and prayers with GB72 at this worrying time...

 

[GB72]

Thoughts and prayers with GB72 at this worrying time...

Don't worry, will be back to my usual, ilogical, idiotic self soon I am sure

 

[Mudball]

 

[YandaB]

 

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[Deleted member 15344]

It's weird that in six Spiderman films no villain has thought to just put a giant glass over him

Spiders ears are in their legs, I called a Spider and he came towards me, then I pulled his legs off and called him, he didn't move, couldn't hear me

 

[Pathetic Shark]

 

[Dando]

 

[Slime]

I went to see my doctor today as my hearing is beginning to worry me.
He asked me to describe the symptoms.
I said Homer is fat and bald, Marge has blue hair and they have three kids.

 

[Mudball]

Funny if true... But would still beat a Hermes delivery

London posties stagger around after accidentally eating a load of hash brownies
https://metro.co.uk/2022/02/03/daze...er-accidentally-eating-hash-brownies-16039128