Laughter - the best medicine
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Slime
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A women walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre.
So the barman gave her one.
So the barman gave her one.
Slime
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bobmac
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drdel
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They are gettingbetter, less bad
He's not listening, 'cause he's outstanding in his field!!!
Slime
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They are gettingbetter, less bad
Just trying to put a smiles on peoples' faces.
At times it seems a thankless task!
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drdel
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I see two guys kindly took a man to a Post Office to collect his pension!!
They had to prop him up because he was dead- life really is stranger than fiction.
They had to prop him up because he was dead- life really is stranger than fiction.
Slime
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Slime
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AmandaJR
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Pathetic Shark
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I went to a fantastic restaurant over the weekend called "Black Box".
I asked if I needed to book but they just said "Walk right in"
I asked if I needed to book but they just said "Walk right in"
Mudball
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This is not how Tax is supposed to work...
YandaB
Newbie
NEW PGA 2022 RULE CHANGES FOR SENIOR GOLFERS AGE 55+
Rule 1.a.5– A ball sliced or hooked into the Rough shall be lifted and placed on the Fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the Rough with no penalty. The senior player should not be penalized for tall grass which ground keepers failed to mow.
Rule 2.d.6– A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed NOT to have hit the tree. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The senior player must estimate the distance the ball would have travelled if it had not hit the tree, and play the ball from there.
Rule 3.B.3– There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, thereby making it a stolen ball. The senior player is not to compound the felony by charging himself with a penalty.
Rule 4.c.7– If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The Law of Gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf.
Rule 5. – Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the Hole. No one wants to make a mockery of the game. Exception; if you bring your young girlfriend along and you know she could blow a ball more than 3 inches you may move the ball to the distance she can blow… up to a 12” maximum (and if she can blow it more than 12 inches I would like to meet her – friends share!).
Rule 6.a.9– There is no penalty for so-called "out of bounds". If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The senior player deserves an apology, not a penalty.
Rule 7.G.15– There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float. Senior players should not be penalized for any shortcomings of the manufacturers.
Rule 8.k.9– Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by Purchasing new golf equipment Since this is financially impractical for many senior players, one-half stroke per hole may be subtracted for using old equipment.
Rule 9k.34– If a tree is between the ball and the hole, and the tree is deemed to be younger than the player, then the ball can be moved without penalty. This is so, because this is simply a question of timing; when the player was younger, the tree was not there so the player is being penalized because of his age.
Please advise all your senior friends of these important rule changes and keep multiple copies in your golf bag. Those not following the rules need to be provided a copy.
Golf is...above all...a game of integrity
Rule 1.a.5– A ball sliced or hooked into the Rough shall be lifted and placed on the Fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the Rough with no penalty. The senior player should not be penalized for tall grass which ground keepers failed to mow.
Rule 2.d.6– A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed NOT to have hit the tree. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The senior player must estimate the distance the ball would have travelled if it had not hit the tree, and play the ball from there.
Rule 3.B.3– There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, thereby making it a stolen ball. The senior player is not to compound the felony by charging himself with a penalty.
Rule 4.c.7– If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The Law of Gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf.
Rule 5. – Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the Hole. No one wants to make a mockery of the game. Exception; if you bring your young girlfriend along and you know she could blow a ball more than 3 inches you may move the ball to the distance she can blow… up to a 12” maximum (and if she can blow it more than 12 inches I would like to meet her – friends share!).
Rule 6.a.9– There is no penalty for so-called "out of bounds". If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The senior player deserves an apology, not a penalty.
Rule 7.G.15– There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float. Senior players should not be penalized for any shortcomings of the manufacturers.
Rule 8.k.9– Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by Purchasing new golf equipment Since this is financially impractical for many senior players, one-half stroke per hole may be subtracted for using old equipment.
Rule 9k.34– If a tree is between the ball and the hole, and the tree is deemed to be younger than the player, then the ball can be moved without penalty. This is so, because this is simply a question of timing; when the player was younger, the tree was not there so the player is being penalized because of his age.
Please advise all your senior friends of these important rule changes and keep multiple copies in your golf bag. Those not following the rules need to be provided a copy.
Golf is...above all...a game of integrity
Pathetic Shark
Tour Rookie
Unfortunately I used to be at a club in Surrey where too many of those rules were actually applied. Of course it was not cheating .....
Slime
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ColchesterFC
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It didn’t take Ranieri long to get another job 
