Laughter - the best medicine

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[Foxholer]

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Did he marry his sister-in-law?

 

[Dando]

My Mrs keeps covering me in Ronseal. I don't like the way I'm being treated

 

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[Slime]

Originally posted by Fundy in the Footy thread.
Thanks Fundy, made me chuckle.

 

[Slime]

Admiral Lord Nelson was only 5'4" tall.
Nelson's column is 16' tall.


That's a horatio of 3:1.

 

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https://twitter.com/x/status/1483058623509110787

 

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[Pants]

Overpriced some might say

 

[Pathetic Shark]

You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water.
If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: boy ant

 

[Slime]

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the poo inside!"

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[srixon 1]

The intermittent fasting thread next to the best halfway house thread. Well it made me smile?