Laughter - the best medicine

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[ColchesterFC]

 

[Miller]

Had a go with the new driver in the back garden. Successfully delivered three balls to three separate neighbours. The fourth was only stopped by the magnolia bush.

My back garden borders the local course, so I think I can get away with it…

 

[Slime]

I was recently accused of stealing someones thesaurus!

Not only was I shocked, I was also aghast, appalled and dismayed!

 

[Slime]

I went Speed Dating once.

"Have you got any pets?", one girl asked.

"Yeah, a goldfish"

"Any hobbies?", she said

"Yes, he loves swimming..."

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Slime]

 

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[Slime]

 

[Miller]

Hi

 

[CliveW]

View attachment 37834Hi

Sorry, don't get that.

 

[Miller]

Sorry, don't get that.

Excel has a tendency to decide what it thinks is right for formatting cells. If you enter what it might think is a date, it’ll make it a date. It can get quite frustrating.

 

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[Miller]

 

[Slime]

When I was a lad, my mum used to send me to the shops with a £1 note.
I'd come back with 6 spuds, 2 loaves, 3 bottles of milk, 6 rashers of bacon, half a dozen eggs and a
huge block of cheddar cheese.
You just can't do that now.



Too many security cameras!

 

[Slime]

 

[Miller]

When I was a lad, my mum used to send me to the shops with a £1 note.
I'd come back with 6 spuds, 2 loaves, 3 bottles of milk, 6 rashers of bacon, half a dozen eggs and a
huge block of cheddar cheese.

When I was a kid, my mum used to send me to the shop to get cigarettes for her. She used to give me a note to give to the shopkeeper as "proof" it wasn't me buying them!

 

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[jim8flog]