Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

 

[Dando]

Someone told me to use WD40 to get rid of mice.
It doesn’t work but it stops them squeaking

 

[Pants]

Does Geri Halliwell know he's got her knickers?

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

I used to go out with a girl that couldn't stop counting.


I wonder what she's up to now?

 

[fundy]

Good friend of mine backed Rahm to win the US Open

Or he thought he did, spent all weekend cheering him on only to find out hed backed him for the Open in 4 weeks time ???

 

[Mudball]

Dido Harding wants to heads the NHS...

 

[Dando]

I’ve been diagnosed with auto correct syndrome and yet I don’t feel I’ll

 

[Slime]

 

[Orikoru]

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Boris the Bad wants all British schools to loudly sing the new 'Britain is great woo woo hokey cokey' song on the 25th July as they breakup for the summer.

NI, Welsh and Scots schools will already have broken up for holidays before 25th July.

 

[Fade and Die]

Boris the Bad wants all British schools to loudly sing the new 'Britain is great woo woo hokey cokey' song on the 25th July as they breakup for the summer.

NI, Welsh and Scots schools will already have broken up for holidays before 25th July.

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1373382736874983425

 

[spongebob59]

 

[Smiffy]

 

[SocketRocket]

 

[backwoodsman]

Well, the sign on the gatepost made me laugh...