funkycoldmedina
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Laughter - the best medicine
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SocketRocket
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Portaloo, couldn't break through if I wanted to.
rulefan
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This morning my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen. She sprayed everything and cleaned every surface thoroughly.
Tomorrow I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
Tomorrow I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
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Dan Wooton "what did you think of the players taking the knee?"
Lord Sugar : "Oh, I think it's ridiculous. If the players want to take the knee and want to make the statement, let them do it," he insisted.
Dan then wondered aloud: "Have you taken the knee?"
Lord Sugar seemed confused as he asked him to repeat the question, before saying: "Where would I take the knee?!"
"In Sainsbury's?" he mocked as Dan tried to explain his question.
I see Sugar is back on Telly.. makes you chuckle once in a while..
Lord Sugar : "Oh, I think it's ridiculous. If the players want to take the knee and want to make the statement, let them do it," he insisted.
Dan then wondered aloud: "Have you taken the knee?"
Lord Sugar seemed confused as he asked him to repeat the question, before saying: "Where would I take the knee?!"
"In Sainsbury's?" he mocked as Dan tried to explain his question.
I see Sugar is back on Telly.. makes you chuckle once in a while..
Mudball
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WEMBLEY TICKETS....
England v Scotland
Fri 18th June 2021
KO 2000hrs
One of my mates has two spare tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at Bolton Registry Office, at 2.30pm. The bride's name is Moira, she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
England v Scotland
Fri 18th June 2021
KO 2000hrs
One of my mates has two spare tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at Bolton Registry Office, at 2.30pm. The bride's name is Moira, she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
SatchFan
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They obviously didn't sell very well.
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Crow
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That is just not funny.
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bobmac
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Q. Which is better, making love to your wife or watching a rugby international?
A. Rugby obviously, you get 40 minutes each way and a band at half time.
A. Rugby obviously, you get 40 minutes each way and a band at half time.
Sorry for the sweary word
bobmac
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