Laughter - the best medicine

[drdel]

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Tiger

 

[sawtooth]

 

[Slime]

I just asked my 4 year old grandson what “Please” is in Spanish.
He said he didn’t know.




I think that’s poor for four.

 

[Slime]

I remember a kid at school who couldn’t stop counting.



I wonder what he’s up to now.

 

[Slime]

I've got a stepladder and it's a really good stepladder.


But I sometimes think it would be nice to meet my birthladder.

 

[Mudball]

Saw this outside the pub today.. would have been rude to decline the call..

 

[ColchesterFC]

We were so poor when I was growing up that I had a second hand calculator that didn't have an "X" button.

Times were hard.

 

[ColchesterFC]

I thought about buying myself a new pocket calculator.

Until I realised that I didn't care how many pockets I've got.

 

[ColchesterFC]

Last night I had a text from the wife saying she was in casualty. I watched the whole episode and I didn't spot her.
She's still not home and I'm getting hungry.

 

[ColchesterFC]

My wife's dog died, so to cheer her up I got her an identical one. She was livid. She replied, "What am I going to do with 2 dead dogs?"

 

[ColchesterFC]

Alligators can grow up to 14 feet.

But most of the ones I've seen have only had four.

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

Of course my car isn’t voice activated.


It goes without saying.

 

[Slime]

My uncle could carry 67 pigeons on his arm.


What a ledge!

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

Someone has stolen all the motorway signs on the M1.



Police say they have no Leeds.

 

[Slime]

I met a Chinese Drug addict. He asked, "Have you seen my cocaine?"


I replied: "Not since he starred in Zulu."

 

[Crazyface]

I met a Chinese Drug addict. He asked, "Have you seen my cocaine?"


I replied: "Not since he starred in Zulu."

Best one yet !!!!

 

[Neilds]

Best one yet !!!!

The bar was fairly low though!

 

[Blue in Munich]

I'm reading a thriller in braille.


Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.