Bet the neighbours are gutted now
That reminds me.
I have lived here for 35 years. In the road nearby there has been a large boat in the garden ever since we have lived here. I have never seen it be moved in all that time. The last time we had serious flooding in the village was long before I lived here.
Do not eat cheese before you go to bed. You have been warned.
I had an absolutely terrible dream the other night, woke up in a cold sweat....
Dreamt I was shipwrecked on a desert island with the bikini clad trio of Kylie Minogue, Rachel Riley and Nigella Lawson.
I was Stephen Hawkin.
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Can't make out what it is about