Slime
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Laughter - the best medicine
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Tashyboy
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Sheffield United have now moved all their remaining fixtures from Bramhall Lane to the Crucible Theatre due to the fact they now need Snookers
ADB
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My friend from work just rang me, he's caught Covid from his CAT!
Don't ask meow....
Don't ask meow....
Slime
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Slime
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Smiffy
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Wifes Valentine present sorted............
need_my_wedge
Has Now Found His Wedgie
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Rooter
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OMG I just lost my mind, I had no idea this was a thing! There are dog ones too!! AMAZING!!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Crapping-D...6&hvtargid=pla-1105567412564&psc=1&th=1&psc=1
Smiffy
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Go for it Son, it will knock her bandy
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Pathetic Shark
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Can you get an Australian cricket one because they did today against India 
larmen
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Should have poster it in December, secret Santa around the country could have gone viral
andycap
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I was kidnapped by a group of mime artists .
They did unspeakable things to me !
They did unspeakable things to me !
jim8flog
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Blue in Munich
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Blue in Munich
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Blue in Munich
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Tashyboy
Please don’t ask to see my tatts 👍
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!" The pastor fainted.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!" The pastor fainted.
