Jo'burg Open

JustOne

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Couldn't help but notice that Danny Willet is in 3rd place after 2 rounds (65&67) I think he's using the event as a warm-up for the GM vs PING match
 
You'd better hope you and Smiffy don't draw him. I sense a 10 and 8 coming up.

If you have never played Walton Heath, you might need to play it twice to see the back nine.
 
Don't worry James, I have just turned the telly on, and he is only 2 foot high. 5 foot wide though.

I think I may have aspect issues with my telly.
 
Sadly I don't think Danny is ready for the sparkling wit and repartee of our Smiffy and the top GM boys will be looking after him. Probably just as well as 18 holes with Smiffy may be more than any sports psychologist could help with.
 
I'm sure we can drag him down to our level, an exploding golf ball or two, air horn in the bag, pocket full of loose change, cough, cough, drop the golf bag during his swing, or if push comes to shove sneak another club into his bag while his caddie aint looking and wait until the 10th hole and casually say, "your bag looks like its got alot of clubs in there"

Oh dear, looks as though you lose!

Smiffy I'm confident you'll take him anyway!
 
You'd better hope you and Smiffy don't draw him. I sense a 10 and 8 coming up.
He turned pro on a h/cap of +5, I hope he isn't expecting to play off scratch!!!!

I figure he will only win holes if he makes eagle... so we should only lose 5&4 :D :D
 
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