How tall are you?

[mcbroon]

5'11 and a half in my bare feet.

 

[srixon 1]

6' with brand-new spikes, otherwise about 5'11'' and a bit.

 

[AMcC]

just over 6'2"

 

[bernix]

6'3" or 192cm for the rest of the world

 

[Snelly]

This is as dull as it is pointless.

Carry on...

 

[User20205]

This is as dull as it is pointless.

Carry on...

Shame . There goes my 'what's your shoe size?', swiftly followed by 'what's your index finger length?' Threads

 

[Snelly]

Hmmm. I quite like the finger length one...

What colour tees do you use?
How big is your ball marker?
What size is your score card holder?
Do you always carry a brolly?
Are double bows on shoes worth the extra effort?
Pencil or pen?
Do you carry a spare ball?
Do turn ups on trousers affect air flow in the downswing?
How often do you clean your shoes?
How do you lay the flag down?
What colour pen do you mark your ball with?
Why that colour?
Does your course have trees?
Should I vacuum out the inside of my iron covers?
Do you keep your watch on when you play?
What size glove is best?

Etc. Etc.


Some of the threads on this forum beggar belief. Unbelievable ennui and of absolutely no relevance to anyone except the person who is answering. Here are some suggestions for threads that might be a bit livelier...

Why do club pros usually have a drink problem and bed the fittest lady member?
Ever done a poo in a bunker?
Have you ever had carnal knowledge in a clubhouse or on the course?
Who is the hardest bloke at your club?
Post a picture of the fittest waitress at your club here...
Kissing at the end of mixed foursomes - lips or cheeks?
Is a Catholics vs Protestants team event a good idea at your club?
What is the most expensive bottle of wine you have ever ordered at a golf club?
What is the drunkest you have been at your club?
Ever played golf on Class A drugs? If not, why not?
What is the most expensive bit of golf kit you have ever smashed up?
Most daring buggy story.....
Which minority does your club find most unwelcome?

Much more interesting.......

 

[GreiginFife]

Don't mind if I do...
Why do club pros usually have a drink problem and bed the fittest lady member? He doesn't, he's ugly as sin.
Ever done a poo in a bunker? No, prefer to use the fairway.
Have you ever had carnal knowledge in a clubhouse or on the course? Yes, intimately.
Who is the hardest bloke at your club? Mungo. He gets lots of candygrams
Post a picture of the fittest waitress at your club here... We don't have any, unless you find the blue rinse brigade fit.
Kissing at the end of mixed foursomes - lips or cheeks? Depends which end you are at...
Is a Catholics vs Protestants team event a good idea at your club? Always, better if it's the Islamists versus Christians though
What is the most expensive bottle of wine you have ever ordered at a golf club? £5.49, Echo Falls greatest 2011 creation.
What is the drunkest you have been at your club? Can't remember...
Ever played golf on Class A drugs? If not, why not? Yes, lost 3&2 to a large giraffe called Ed.
What is the most expensive bit of golf kit you have ever smashed up? The Xenon headlight on my mate's R32
Most daring buggy story..... Made a small ramp and tried to jump a bunker - it failed.
Which minority does your club find most unwelcome? Fifers.

That was a bit more interesting admittedly.

 

[Vice]

I apologise profusely for the person that must have been sitting with you a gun to your head that forced you to click on the link and then post your rant Lord Snelly. And also to the other 100+ people that voted, I must truly have ruined their lives too.


I'm fairly certain this was posted in the "Out of bounds" section which is labelled "Off Topic".


I sometimes wonder why it is that some people feel the need to try make other people feel bad? Probably something to do with their own miserable existence I guess... but then I remember how little I care. C'est la vie :whoo:

 

[Snelly]

I apologise profusely for the person that must have been sitting with you a gun to your head that forced you to click on the link and then post your rant Lord Snelly. And also to the other 100+ people that voted, I must truly have ruined their lives too.


I'm fairly certain this was posted in the "Out of bounds" section which is labelled "Off Topic".


I sometimes wonder why it is that some people feel the need to try make other people feel bad? Probably something to do with their own miserable existence I guess... but then I remember how little I care. C'est la vie :whoo:

It wasn't a rant and please don't feel bad. It wasn't my intention...

 

[JustOne]

Ever played golf on Class A drugs? If not, why not? Yes, lost 3&2 to a large giraffe called Ed.

:thup::thup:

 

[User20205]

It's a very interesting, thought provoking thread !!

it really saves meeting these fellas in person, for example Murph sounds like a midget but in real life he is really tall James (just one) comes across as a giant of the forum, but in real life he is actually a dwarf. This thread cuts directly to the heart of the matter :thup:

I myself, am of average height, I feel better for sharing

one the waitress front, the fittest at our place has left & gone to uni and been replaced by a man with a beard

 

[Vice]

I really don't... but thanks.

It wasn't a rant and please don't feel bad. It wasn't my intention...

 

[GreiginFife]

one the waitress front, the fittest at our place has left & gone to uni and been replaced by a man with a beard

Medical science amazes me....

 

[Wayman]

5,11

 

[GreiginFife]

5,11

Now 5, 19 though

 

[JustOne]

James (just one) comes across as a giant of the forum, but in real life he is actually a dwarf.

Sad, but true... actually it's total bollox, I'm 14ft tall!!!!!!!!

 

[User20205]

Sad, but true...

you do get it out there for a little fella :thup:

 

[JustOne]

... and thanks for letting me have those denim shorts you no longer wanted :thup:

 

[User20205]

... and thanks for letting me have those denim shorts you no longer wanted :thup:

My daisy dukes !!! I've been looking for those !!