How do you vent? Garcia Style or....

[Orikoru]

"Oh gosh darns it" is literally my cathchphrase

Well if that's as explicit as you get, then not a good idea to play a round with me or Kraxx at the moment, I dare say we could teach you a few new ways of using expletives in sentences. In recent rounds it has been known for entire sentences to be formed entirely of expletives.

Kuch in disguise?

[video=youtube;PnQCC3ge_Xs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnQCC3ge_Xs[/video]

 

[londonlewis]

People should control their temper when out on the course, as these stories show.

http://www.snopes.com/sports/golf/shafted.asp


Same outcome but different topic, I've never forgotten this story since reading it

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/poison/golftee.asp

 

[Khamelion]

People should control their temper when out on the course, as these stories show.

http://www.snopes.com/sports/golf/shafted.asp


Same outcome but different topic, I've never forgotten this story since reading it

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/poison/golftee.asp

IN regard to the last one, a few clubs I've played at put up warning signs around the first tee telling players that the course has been sprayed and not to place tee in theirs mouths.

 

[backwoodsman]

After a badly missed putt, pick up ball, toss it in the air and try to smash it into next county with a baseball stroke. Miss. Sheepishly pick it up again and walk on to next hole....

 

[srixon 1]

After a badly missed putt, pick up ball, toss it in the air and try to smash it into next county with a baseball stroke. Miss. Sheepishly pick it up again and walk on to next hole....

I used to do that a lot with regular success. Always aimed somewhere safe as the ball flies off like a bullet. Stopped doing it after I toe ended one onto another green one time and people were putting out. That's when I changed to just throwing it into the bushes. I always blame the ball, especially after a run of bad holes and sometimes just give the 'defective´ ball to one of my oppos.

 

[Orikoru]

I used to do that a lot with regular success. Always aimed somewhere safe as the ball flies off like a bullet. Stopped doing it after I toe ended one onto another green one time and people were putting out. That's when I changed to just throwing it into the bushes. I always blame the ball, especially after a run of bad holes and sometimes just give the 'defective´ ball to one of my oppos.

There's no way I'd ever throw a ball I'd paid for into the bushes. It's heartbreaking enough when you lose one in normal play!

 

[SugarPenguin]

Combination of random Swearing and inanimate objects mixed in with some self loathful comments about taking up fishing

 

[srixon 1]

There's no way I'd ever throw a ball I'd paid for into the bushes. It's heartbreaking enough when you lose one in normal play!

It's only a bit of plastic. Yes, it hurts when you lose a new ball but when I lose a ball the penalty shots to my score hurts more.

 

[londonlewis]

It's only a bit of plastic. Yes, it hurts when you lose a new ball but when I lose a ball the penalty shots to my score hurts more.

You'll never get a job in marketing...

 

[Orikoru]

It's only a bit of plastic. Yes, it hurts when you lose a new ball but when I lose a ball the penalty shots to my score hurts more.

Would you pull a £2 coin out of your pocket and lob that into the bushes?

 

[srixon 1]

Would you pull a £2 coin out of your pocket and lob that into the bushes?

Probably not because that would just be stupid.