HELP - Roomy Snoring Issue!!!

[Warbur]

A group from our club always go away for a few days early May and this year we're off to Forest Pines.

Trouble is I'm pretty certain to be "roomed" with my father in law but he's the loudest snorer you've ever heard.

He's recently been to Spain with a few others from our club and I hear his roomy there came close to smothering him with a pillow. Personally I think it's unfair that he should go along on these things knowing full well that he's going to upset whoever gets put with him.

Anyhow, as I'm likely to be the one with the problem this year does anyone have any tips (besides droning him in one of the ponds of course )?

 

[GB72]

Bite the bullett and pay for a single room for one of you. Otherwise buy ear plugs or defenders, not the cheap ones, see of you know anyone in the construction industry who has been issued with some decent ones

 

[Slab]

Well Warbur, if that's you in your avatar/profile pic then I'd imagine the sound of your father-in-law snoring is exactly what you want to hear!

 

[Warbur]

Well Warbur, if that's you in your avatar/profile pic then I'd imagine the sound of your father-in-law snoring is exactly what you want to hear!

Love it. Made me smile (been a crap day so far) :rofl:

No my ass is much more, ahem, rounded and maybe a little more hairy. Think I'll still lay with my back to the wall though, just to be sure, otherwise I may end up with an expression like this

 

[Smiffy]

I'm a terrible snorer. I remember going on a golf trip to France one year and a new guy to the group was put with me as nobody else could stand the noise.
I woke up at about 1am to find him dragging his mattress into the bathroom to try to get some sleep.
When I got up he had his mattress actually in the bath and was lying there with the duvet over him and cotton wool sticking out of both ears.
He moved his mattress into somebody elses room that night.
I apologise profusely, Neal Dawes

 

[DCB]

It's usually the drink fuelled snore that's the worst. Only answer, have enough to drink so that you cannot be awakened unless the building falls down around you. That way you sleep through most snorers you have to room with

 

[Alex1975]

I'm a terrible snorer. I remember going on a golf trip to France one year and a new guy to the group was put with me as nobody else could stand the noise.
I woke up at about 1am to find him dragging his mattress into the bathroom to try to get some sleep.
When I got up he had his mattress actually in the bath and was lying there with the duvet over him and cotton wool sticking out of both ears.
He moved his mattress into somebody elses room that night.
I apologise profusely, Neal Dawes

Love it!!!

 

[Stub]

Have shared with a snorer before and ended up sleeping on a settee in the Hotel foyer. The culprit was very apologetic and asked why I hadn't woken him. I had - twice - but he just turned over and resumed snoring!!

 

[harvey4banger]

Get hammered first and to bed first, then the snoring will be his problem. Failing that, the Wife always turns me on my side, which she says stops me snoring, it certianly works on her

 

[Alex1975]

My Mrs snored heavily when she was pregnant, it was HELL as she also got the chronic a$$ if I woke her. My ipod was the answer, I would fall asleep lisening to ranging drum & bass that would play all night, it may sound worse than the snoring to some but at least you dont start breathing intime to there snoring!

 

[Warbur]

It's usually the drink fuelled snore that's the worst. Only answer, have enough to drink so that you cannot be awakened unless the building falls down around you. That way you sleep through most snorers you have to room with

I think we have our solution :cheers: plenty of these. Not sure how I'll manage this though :fore:

 

[pokerjoke]

Trust me on this one,ive roomed with the loudest snorer ever.
Go to boots and purchase wax ear plugs.
Not only will they stop you hearing his snoring,you wont hear the fire alarm,lol
They are brilliant

 

[Warbur]

Trust me on this one,ive roomed with the loudest snorer ever.
Go to boots and purchase wax ear plugs.
Not only will they stop you hearing his snoring,you wont hear the fire alarm,lol
They are brilliant

Just looked on their website. That sounds perfect, thankyou.

 

[palindromicbob]

Plenty of cabbage and gas him out of the room.

 

[smange]

As has been said, I think best idea is loads of :cheers: and get to bed first.


Im as guilty as the next man for it according to my wife but turning onto my side seems to work for me, unless im in a drunken stupor then its impossible to wake me

 

[MizunoGreyhound]

I have to use one of these
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ANTI-SNORE-SNORING-MOUTH-DEVICE-SLEEP-AID-STOP-APNOEA-/270753581047?pt=UK_Health_HealthCare_RL&hash=item3f0a2bc7f7#ht_4891wt_905

If I use it for one night, I am usually ok without it for just shy of a week. Then I have to use it again. The other half thinks it is fantastic, and it is not uncomfortable at all.

Get him one for less than a fiver. It`s gfot to be worth a try

 

[williamalex1]

the best bet is to tuck him in and give him a pat on his behind and a wee kiss , he will stay awake watching you , and you will get a good nights . take from this oap

 

[SocketRocket]

I'm a terrible snorer. I remember going on a golf trip to France one year and a new guy to the group was put with me as nobody else could stand the noise.
I woke up at about 1am to find him dragging his mattress into the bathroom to try to get some sleep.
When I got up he had his mattress actually in the bath and was lying there with the duvet over him and cotton wool sticking out of both ears.
He moved his mattress into somebody elses room that night.
I apologise profusely, Neal Dawes

That's so funny :rofl: