Golfing "Bon mots"

[JohnnyDee]

As much as it pains me to say it, for once I agree with you

Does this topic open some old scars from a time long gone by or summat? :mmm:

 

[Smiffy]

Does this topic open some old scars from a time long gone by or summat? :mmm:

No mate. I just find the vast majority of them cringeworthy

 

[JohnnyDee]

No mate. I just find the vast majority of them cringeworthy

Yes agreed, most are - but there's the odd gem to be dug up surely...👍

 

[mcbroon]

Once asked a guy how he had played and he said "I think I've left them a bit of grass to play on" which I thought was quite good.

 

[Deleted member 23344]

I knew a guy who referred to his "leather wedge" ... his golf shoe for an occasional surreptitious kick out of the rough. 😳

 

[guest100718]

Does this topic open some old scars from a time long gone by or summat? :mmm:

there is a limit to how many times I can hear a topped shot desribed as a sally gunnel or its many variants.

 

[Yant]

Always liked The Mick Jagger.


Massive lip out.

 

[Coffey]

The step sister- in the hole but you are not proud of it. When a 2/3 footer goes round the rim and drops

 

[Foxholer]

its the sister in law one that would get in real trouble (isnt it always lol)

Indeed! And there are many others of a similar 'blue' hue!

 

[One Planer]

The Dennis Wise - Nasty 5 footer.

 

[Dan2501]

The Simon Cowell - "just needed hitting"

 

[Tashyboy]

As much as ave read these kinda posts before the new ones and the old classics make me smile. Some will get used next week. 😁👍

 

[Kaizer_Soze]

The guy who hits a massive slice into trees, bounces out and ends up 2 feet from the pin after rolling off the slope on the back of the bunker - more jam than Hartley's

 

[Deleted member 23344]

The Simon Cowell - "just needed hitting"

😂😂😂😂