Arthur Wedge
Well-known member
Nice and simple
What would you put in Room 101 golf wise never to be seen again
Short black socks
What would you put in Room 101 golf wise never to be seen again
Short black socks
Golf Room 101
- Thread starter Arthur Wedge
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RichA
Well-known member
Anything that combines the words waterproof and golf. It's a lie.
D-S
Well-known member
Long black socks.
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Pink castle tees for any player that doesn't get a shot on every hole
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Poncey pathetic dress code requirements, e.g. what colour/length your socks have to be, tucking shirts in, no hats indoors, all that malarkey. Get it in the bin.
That rule when the ball is hanging on the edge of the hole that if it drops after 10 seconds you add a shot. Hate that. It's so anti-joy.
That rule when the ball is hanging on the edge of the hole that if it drops after 10 seconds you add a shot. Hate that. It's so anti-joy.
Dress codes, all of them (if you can only go once, go big 
)
)nickjdavis
Head Pro
Low handicap golfers whining about the WHS.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Flat-bill caps.......not even Rickie looks good in one.
PaulMdj
Well-known member
Wearing hats inside the Clubhouse.
Backache
Assistant Pro
Clubs too lazy to have a respectable dress code.
3offTheTee
Tour Rookie
Referring to The Captain of the golf club as "Mr Captain"
Bobthesock
Active member
Fairway mats.
3 jabber
Active member
Anyone that gets a shot on every hole
Backache
Assistant Pro
On a slightly less facetious basis. I basically enjoy most aspects of golf.Two things that can irritate are
Slow play which I usually manage to avoid
Very high prices for some golf courses which I'd like to play.
Slow play which I usually manage to avoid
Very high prices for some golf courses which I'd like to play.
Arthur Wedge
Well-known member
Slow play would be the only thing that I would put in a box
Never bothered about dress codes or cost of green fees etc both are something I can avoid but slow play
garyinderry
Ryder Cup Winner
I quite like it in a playful respectful manner.
None of our captains get above their station and run around like Billy-Big-Baws.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Stupid large (un)patterned bright colorful trousers
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SatchFan
Q-School Graduate
Any pompous little jobsworth who's prepared to expend time and energy to tell you your socks are the wrong colour.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Me too...I often greet our Gents or Ladies Captain in such a way - usually adding '...Sir' to the end for our gents captain - as in 'Good Morning Mr Captain Sir'...and said with a big grin.
Is that common? It's not something I've come across before but that doesn't mean a great deal.
