Golf Random Irritations

[Orikoru]

Had a 9:20 tee time booked for our foursomes match. Currently still sat in the clubhouse waiting for the fog to clear. And once it does, everyone will be going out at once off 3 tees so I don't imagine it'll be a quick round.

 

[benjo09]

Course open on greens all week, then the weekend comes, the weather turns and we’re on temps for the comp today. Can’t be helped but frustrating none the less!

 

[Orikoru]

Had a 9:20 tee time booked for our foursomes match. Currently still sat in the clubhouse waiting for the fog to clear. And once it does, everyone will be going out at once off 3 tees so I don't imagine it'll be a quick round.

Looked like it was starting to clear at 10:30 so we went out to have a few putts. Then it got worse again so they've shut the course. Back home now - try again tomorrow. ?

 

[Oddsocks]

I’ve finally worked out my biggest irritation, people who expect too much from their golf and bring everyone else in the group down with them. Utter w-anchors!

 

[Boomy]

Playing partners who (uninvited) steal your (post round) chips then complain there’s not enough vinegar on them ?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Waiting for ages for the fog to lift rather than giving it up as a bad job and going back to bed and then playing like a clown

 

[Foxholer]

Waiting for ages for the fog to lift rather than giving it up as a bad job and going back to bed and then playing like a clown

I think some punctuation or restructuring might remove the 'interesting' ambiguity!

 

[Dando]

Playing partners who (uninvited) steal your (post round) chips then complain there’s not enough vinegar on them ?

Tossers

 

[HeftyHacker]

Playing partners who (uninvited) steal your (post round) chips then complain there’s not enough vinegar on them ?

Hangings too good for 'em!

 

[davidy233]

Playing partners who (uninvited) steal your (post round) chips then complain there’s not enough vinegar on them ?

What kind of monster skimps on the vinegar?

 

[IanM]

When the club build a high quality winter tee, lay a proper path to it and rope off the area around it..... why the heck would you step over it and stand on the edges of the grass tee?

 

[Oddsocks]

When your club moves you forward to the back of the ladies tee to protect the winter mat !!!!! I feel for the women in the spring.

 

[Dando]

When your club moves you forward to the back of the ladies tee to protect the winter mat !!!!! I feel for the women in the spring.

At least you can hit some of the par 3’a in one now mate
???

 

[Oddsocks]

At least you can hit some of the par 3’a in one now mate
???

135yd, big greenside bunker to right, trouble to left, slight wind against, full 6i….. then full wedge ?

 

[williamalex1]

When your club moves you forward to the back of the ladies tee to protect the winter mat !!!!! I feel for the women in the spring.

That was no lady .
But give me a par 3 course that doesn't require a 180 yard carry or a sex change , I'll give anyone a close game.

 

[sunshine]

Waiting for ages for the fog to lift rather than giving it up as a bad job and going back to bed and then playing like a clown

You play around as a clown in bed. Is that a role play thing or are you just rubbish in the sack? ?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

A bitter and twisted knob who was so put out that I could have the temerity to win the roll up, asked for the card I marked (and which was counter signed by a PP) to double check it himself

 

[Orikoru]

When your foursomes partner continually tries to putt through greenside rough and mud, with predictably poor results, because he's petrified of chipping. ?

 

[fundy]

When your foursomes partner continually tries to putt through greenside rough and mud, with predictably poor results, because he's petrified of chipping. ?

on an alternative forum somewhere theres a post reading "when your foursomes partner keeps missing greens even though he knows you cant chip for toffee then gets frustrated when you try and putt it anyway"

 

[Orikoru]

on an alternative forum somewhere theres a post reading "when your foursomes partner keeps missing greens even though he knows you cant chip for toffee then gets frustrated when you try and putt it anyway"

I don't think you can hammer a 15 handicapper for missing greens to be fair!