backwoodsman
Tour Winner
Doesn't "holes in oneses" mean you need some new pyjamas ?
Golf Random Irritations
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Slime
Tour Winner
No, backwoodsman, you're wrong.Now that the 360° topic is in debate, I'll take up the other one to annoy further and say that holes-in-one is correct. Of course, you can have what you like in your head - but it's wrong.
I could argue that you're looking at it backwoods man. (See what I did there?)
How can anybody have two holes-in-one, that's two holes in one shot .......................... not possible for me, or anyone else.
Golfnut1957
Newbie
For the past few weeks I have had real issues with my long game and have been working really hard to sort it. During this time it has been my short game that has kept me competitive.
Over the last two rounds the green shoots of recovery have appeared, and today I was much better tee to green, so of course my short game completely deserted me. My chipping which has been to die for turned into chunk central, my putting which was better than average, for me, four 3 putts.
Stupid game!
Over the last two rounds the green shoots of recovery have appeared, and today I was much better tee to green, so of course my short game completely deserted me. My chipping which has been to die for turned into chunk central, my putting which was better than average, for me, four 3 putts.
Stupid game!
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
A 3putt from 3ft
Nuff' said
Nuff' said
Dando
Q-School Graduate
People who talk to you on the driving range.
SteveW86
Head Pro
Does being a lefty give them encouragement to talk to you?
Dando
Q-School Graduate
I would’ve thought my grumpy persona would discourage them from talking to me
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
So you didn't film it and put it on social media for clicks and likes then.....
Missing a trick there James Me Lad...
Voyager EMH
Slipper Wearing Plucker of Pheasants
But that leotard you wear always attracts attention, obviously.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
The PSI terminal giving Fragger an extra point when he entered his score, giving me 1 point less when I entered my front 9 and the going straight to the You have successfully entered a card screen and not letting me enter my back 9 score....
Bloody technology.....
Bloody technology.....
PJ87
Journeyman Pro
So you didn't film it and put it on social media for clicks and likes then.....
Missing a trick there James Me Lad...
Maybe he did but unlike the lovely lady a possible shank happened so wouldn't make good content
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Crumbs…best keep myself to myself in future then…there was me thinking I was being friendly, chatty…when I’m being irritating, annoying…ah well…
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
And....we had to specify whose card we were marking and who was marking ours..something we haven't seen before...
Is this part of the April 1st update..?
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Clearly you have never played with Dando
PJ87
Journeyman Pro
Clearly you have never played with Dando
To be fair I said hello , muttered something about union waste of space and walked off
srixon 1
Journeyman Pro
Hitting a ball about 1 yard to the right of the marker post on the blind tee shot of the 2nd hole of the course that I played yesterday. Ball never seen again. Not just me but also happened to one of my playing partners also.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Crows?
When I last played Cuddington a similar thing happened.....even had a Red Kite steal a ball.....wasn't going to argue with it..
srixon 1
Journeyman Pro
This is just a badly designed hole (in my opinion) but it’s not the greatest bit of land to build a golf course on anyway. The whole course was bonkers.
Mandofred
Well-known member
Send in Roy Kent.....that will sort it out.
SteveJay
Head Pro
AirPods in............cant hear anyone even if they do speak to me
